Sunday 3 January 2016

EMIGRATING TO ANOTHER BLOGGING PLATFORM WITH MUCH BETTER LOOKING PEOPLE

I've moved to WordPress

Why? It's the closest I can come to feeling what it's like to be a migrant, fleeing a barren landscape of a country, with bombs exploding body parts around me; for the hope of a more prosperous future in a land of undeserved opportunities, where the children just expect to receive every single Skylanders, Disney Infinity, Nintendo Amiibo and Lego Dimensions characters; costing enough to keep a child in poverty alive for 10 years.

All existing articles will stay here as a record of where World Peace really started by systemically ridiculing and marginalising every single extremist one by one (and a few nice people who didn't deserve it). 

Please update your bookmarks, RSS feeds and miniature equine love-bots.

https://theemergencestartsnow.wordpress.com/