MAN BRAIN podcast: offensive comedy

The Greatest Offensive Comedy Podcast of all time

www.manbrainpodcast.com

"...incredibly creative!! It's like nothing I've ever heard! ...It's bizarre, funny, opinionated, and demented all at once!" - Beloved New York comedian who appeared on Dave Letterman (and wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons)

The only post-Trumpocalypse, vile, offensive, extremist comedy podcast that reaches an angry, confused audience who unfortunately don't read or have any insight into the level of their cultural emasculation programming: man-pussies and females who can’t see their high privilege level and cry when they lose a few percent, real men who feel that the elitist anti-deplorable left of politics has totally failed them, man-c*nts who just accept that some/most/all men are disgusting wild animals only interested in f*cking and fighting and some/most/all women are gold-digging wh*res and that will never change. Real men need to end this misery and take back control!

MAN BRAIN PODCAST WILL PREVENT MANKIND

FROM FALLING INTO VIOLENT FEMI-NAZI TRIBALISM

BY MAKING EXTREME COMEDY GREAT AGAIN #MECGA.

Fan art by the great VEGAS_702 on Twitter

Man Brain is satire but may seem like the complete opposite of the ideals of The Emergence Starts Now. Remember that technology will cure human nature, but we've got a long way to go, and satirical humour is a great coping mechanism that doesn't shy away from the real issues. Left-wing pussy comedians are thinking that political satire is dead only because they believe their own ideologies are much too serious and important to joke about. That is on the extremism spectrum I'm afraid so lighten the frig up. You can still care and be funny about almost anything.

We haven't gone completely crazy and turned into an extreme men's rights activists. We're trying a different, hopefully complementary approach to the usual serious talk about the patriarchy, that many people rebel against, as they should if they haven't managed to hack their cultural programming as some of you have. Did that sentence make sense? haha. If you're horrified by the podcast, it's understandable because it is extreme comedy. But Donald Trump won and this is our response. What's yours? Our craziness is grounded primarily in reality rather than in group narcissism. This isn't about us; it's about trying to work out what the hell we're doing and where we're headed. Our road map is optimistic but it's just a prediction. Get on board our steaming man train and let's see how far we can go!

www.manbrainpodcast.com Don't let them win!

ONE BATHROOM TO POOP THEM ALL

I had been unable to sit down and squeeze out an opinion on this issue, but now I'm in position and ready to scat. How can we have equal rights for all when we still segregate public bathrooms? Not everyone neatly fits into 1 of 2 gender boxes. Gender appears to be a spectrum and is fluid; just ask my dear partner if they think I'm all 'man' all the time! I wear a 'ladies' t-shirt nightie to bed, have moobs and belong to a local witch coven.

That's me on the right

Will there be a future where everything is gender neutral and gender fluidity is not a 'trigger' concept causing emotionally charged internet rants about 'real women' and 'real men'? Some ideas about our possible future:

- People could, of course, still be defined as having either XX or XY sex chromosomes but this in no way would define who they are as a person or how they would be treated by society
- We could all go to the public toilet together to powder our noses while pooping. There would be one queue to bind us.
- Toys wouldn't be segregated; so there would hopefully be no stigma if any child wanted a barbie or princess costume or a GI Jane figurine.

This is a bronie. He is harming nobody by loving My Little Ponies.

- Clothes wouldn't be segregated so I could walk into Autograph with my head held high and try on some plus-size skirts.
- All sport would be open to all with no genital or chromosome checks. Would ditching ladies tennis really bring down our civilization?
- Prisons would be a tough one. Would sexual violence in prisons increase, decrease or stay the same by integration? This would obviously need to be trialed on a small scale first.

Queen Bea Smith would not be kind to someone like me

I have heard and can somewhat sympathise with the usual objections to these ideas. I fully accept that we may not quite be ready. Issues such as reducing the rate of sexual violence and addressing its chronic under-reporting might need to be sorted out first. Also, as with any change, it won't be all positive, but the benefits should outweigh the risks. 

Fortunately for ass-end Queensland in ass-end Australia, we definitely won't be the first to make any of these changes. We'll be able to see how it goes in places like California first and assess whether there is a net benefit to society. My guess is absolutely we should do it, but I will naturally change my mind if the evidence indicates otherwise.

In any case, my hope for the future is to be called, and treated like, a person; not labelled a 'man'. 

Gees these lace panties are squashing me! Where can I buy some with some more scrotum room?

The is a man with a pussy. He is no threat to you. Which bathroom should he use?